ZENDER MAN STORYS (these happened!):
In 2007, Oscar ferguson sent Margot's disco money to the PMC Wagner to support them, but when Margot found out he got a hard spanking!
Oscar went in a ball pit shouting “BAZINGA!”
In 2009, Oscar’s 2 friends gave him a stripper that costed 150 quid to Oscar’s house for his 13th birthday. But neither Oscar nor his friends had that money!
In 2010, after Oscar and his friends got kicked out of my girlfriend’s sister’s house for chaotic reasons, she then sent me a message saying to never contact her again.
In 2008, Oscar claimed that he could drive and that he took an army driving course when he was 10!
In 2008, Oscar became obsessed with a song called Surfin Bird! He played the song 24/7
In 2006, Oscar drove a Hummer and watched Madagascar, he also said "Hi marty, hi alex, hi gloria, hi melman" and got plushies representing a zebra, a lion, a hippo, and a giraffe!
In 2008, Oscar’s mum vomited when Psychosocial by Slipknot was on MTV! She shouted “OSCAR! TURN THIS SHIT OFF NOW!!!”
In 2006 Oscar and his dad went to Tescos. Oscar wanted sweets but his dad didn’t let him. This caused Oscar to throw a tantrum and he said “I WANT THOSE SWEETIES!”
In 2005, Oscar’s dad made him watch a video of a car going down a hill. He told him to look closely as there was a ghost in the car advert. Suddenly a zombie appeared and scared Oscar and caused him to cry like a baby.
in 2011, Oscar tried to meet up with a 14 year old boy, but instead got beaten very badly by pred poachers!
UTTP@TEAM